lilbittydragon:

thegirlwiththepurpleguitar:

kedreeva:

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

i love this

this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept 

sqgtdevpersonal:

I love this part because it has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the episode it’s in

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

41 people are ready for me to gnome this chick

this is my 4th day gnoming her

they set up a camera

elliotpidge:

dramagoblin:

wagnerock:

dramagoblin:

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

Can someone translate this?

Don’t try to guilt people by saying “I’m sorry I fucking suck.” “I’m sorry I’m just the worst and I should die” Because thats not an apology, thats trying to guilt the other person into dropping the subject.

I try so hard not to do this kinda stuff but it’s unintentional for me, and then I think about how that probably means I’m being manipulative and guilt tripping people and then I feel even worse and hh

I do try though because I know it can make people feel hella guilty and I hate seeing anyone have a negative emotion because of me

(Source: awfulpigeon)

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

marauders4evr:

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

Hey op?

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partyatsanguines:

Back pain? Have you tried:

kelssiel:

cullenfucked:

ree-duh:

1953swan:

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it

fandomemeia:

its the last day of 2018 so i’m gonna say it: what the fuck was that

dnpnews:

awkwarddezzy:

sextronautt:

panic! at the deadline

College in 4 words

awkwarddezzy:

userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

Pizzaception

imthejesusofsuburbia:

the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade